septic tank whale

A person who is loving and confident in their body. They are always full of joy. Everyone loves to be around them.

That girl over there is one hot septic tank whale

by Nerdygamer557 November 19, 2023

52 hertz whale

The loneliest whale in the world." A whale that sings at a frequency of 52 Hertz, which is unusually high for a whale. Because of this, no other whale ever responded to it's call. It cries out for companionship that never comes. It roams the ocean all alone.

52 Hertz whale

by Missing September 8, 2024

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

Tougher than whale shit

Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!

Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!

That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.

by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024

Pignika Coke Whale

The Pignika Coke Whale, scientifically known as 'Cokus Pignikus' is a remarkable obese marine mammal that inhabits the coken jungle in which it very often consumes the native coca plant leaves. The pignika coke whale is a massive creature, measuring up to 98 feet in circumference, its rotund body is reminiscent of a bloated barrel. Its age is a point of concern, standing at 42 whole years, it's considered ancient among its species.

Person 1: "What is that gigantic thing in the zoo???"
Person 2: "Oh, nothing alarming, that's just the pignika coke whale"

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair December 18, 2024

the dirty whaler

“Dirty Whaler” (noun): A person who engages in loud and conspicuous masturbation, typically only when they are alone at home. This term is also synonymous with an Alaskan.

Zach thought he had the house to himself, but his roommates returned early and caught him in the act—confirming once and for all that he was, indeed, the Dirty Whaler.

by Jordan Boh March 2, 2025

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by ThatsCapitalism March 11, 2025