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Marital Unit

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unit meter

"Two unit meters can be enough."
by hydorus shui October 1, 2023
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Unit

An absolute load human. Body is usually shaped like a rectangle with rounded corners. A complete tank
Pete exclaimed "You can always can count on a unit sighting while at Mcdiesels" while observing passersby in the drive thru.
by DupeDiesel8 May 28, 2018
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United Whoredom

Term for the UK, employed by truck drivers who are being delayed for days on end trying to deal with all the new customs paper work, Kent Access Permits etc. caused by brexit.
I've been fucked about for two days in United Whoredom. Now the best thing: I arrived in Germany, it took 15 minutes".
by currywuss January 18, 2021
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Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) [300lbs]

Standard Sister-in-Law Unit
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL

Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.

Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.

Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit

Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)

Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation

Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
“She hit the fitting room like a breaching whale—1 Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) 300lbs in full stride, swatting children aside and hollering ‘THESE SIZES RUN SMALL!!! while nearby store associates quietly begged for a swift death
by Ludwig Von Snooterman June 7, 2025
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Fleet Support Unit

(n.)
1. A unit run by sailors and now the Navy.
2. A sailor that has sexual intercourse with other sailors.
This Fleet Support Unit is just inside the Fleet Support Unit!
by the May 21, 2021
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Unit

What Drag Queen or Transgender Female would call her weave.
Oh my God Myra! Did you see Jazzy's new Brazilian unit?!
by Joeyfag September 9, 2014
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