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toilet glizzy

A Glizzy (aka Hotdog) that is in a bathroom. Whether intentional, or by accident. Typically accidental toilet glizzies have had 1 or more bites taken out of them, but disgusting people.
"Bro, I stopped at the gas station to take a shit, and there was a fucking toilet glizzy in the bathroom"
by Big nad February 7, 2024
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Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.
Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish
“RIP grandma
by Doornob July 18, 2021
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Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.
Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.
by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024
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Beating it to Skibidi Toilet

When you jerk off to Skibidi Toilet like an Ohio sigma with your skibidi rizz in Ohio
Michael: Anthony is beating it to Skibidi Toilet
Jullius: He must be gooning so hard
by MinervaI March 27, 2024
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Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.
Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.
by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020
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Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes
P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.
by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019
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The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.
Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
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