Creepy Man

A man who follows you around who has the face of a pedophile.

Man, this old creepy man looks like Gru from Despicable Me and he's been following me around... holy shit call help

by ~rebelisity~ April 18, 2017

rambling man

man who wonders all around

He never seems to settle down because he is a rambling man .

by lovebeachgirl May 15, 2016

Horny man

The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.

The horny man is said to be able to jerk off in school bathrooms three times per class period

by odomin8 May 20, 2020

Meme Man

A dyslexic millionaire who has a badly-edited 3D. He became a millionaire via the stonk market and has a lot of monet.

Responsible for the creation of many meme templates, like Stonks, Helth, and Mechanik.

Person: I know you! You’re Meme Man!
Meme Man: Cool and good, you have seen one of my tempalats. Wow, the wethur is byutifel today!

by DragoKnight589 June 28, 2020

Man Bog

Of or pertaining to the area between genitals and anus.

Also known as: taint, chode, gooch, spaba.

One time this chick totally visited my Man Bog with her tongue.

by Doozer420 November 10, 2011

Man Daniyalam

Daniel is a really interesting creature. scientists have been doing lots of different researches on this creature. many people that have strong moral values had a debate on whether daniyal was created by god or by the devil.
daniel is a verb,noun and an adjective.
MAN DANIYALAM!!! AHHHHHH

Akbar:daniyal what are u doing
DANIYAL: I'm daniyaling, ahhhhhhhhh MAN DANIYALAM

sakine:You where created by the Devilll!!!
DANIYAL:ahhhh, I wan't created by devil! ahh cheghad garmeee!

by daniyal hastam October 4, 2011

Mario Man

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!

Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!

by Mario_man October 16, 2019