Sleep

Something that everyone needs, yet no one gets.

Person 1: Hey, how much sleep did you get last night?
Person 2: What’s sleep? We don’t know her

by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

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Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

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after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.

“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”

by justskin May 18, 2025

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Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.

Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."

by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014

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