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Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020
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Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”
“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
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Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.
In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.
by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017
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Irishism

Person 1: that fella over there hurt my feelings when he called me ‘paddy’ especially because my name is Dylan.

Person 2:that’s a form of racism. There should be a word for it.

Person 1: irishism…
by dyl_needham September 24, 2022
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cathedral irish

Rich people school where little white kids try to be black. Known for their druggies, alcoholics, and the infamous "bridge kids" who honestly everyone fucking knows (your not that cool). They're also known for their "lit" parties, that are "lowkey" hype af, and using GAY ASS slang words that are "highkey" stupid. Cathedral is a wonderful place to send your kids. Your sons will turn into alcoholic entrepreneurs who will probably cheat on their wives, and your daughters ratchet trophy wives who will probably get pregnant at school..like literally in a stair well or elevator or something. Really the academics are spectacular, like being forced to take a Jesus class and the athletics are phenomenal! just look at this years 6A records.
Person 1: did you go to that lit cathedral Irish party
Person 2: yes it was lowkey a rave
Person 3: ya it was hype af
by fo chizzle December 5, 2016
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Irish gatorade

A drink made up of Whiskey, ice, and water. Can only be drank in tazewell county
Buddy: “ how are u so fucked up already”
Richard: “too many irish gatorades ol son”
by Tbang99 July 21, 2021
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Irish Flamethrower

When a person of Irish decent butt chugs Jameson’s whiskey, thus stimulating extreme indigestion. Said persons lays on their back in front of a campfire with their bare anus exposed. They proceed to flatulate violently, expelling both noxious gasses and residual unabsorbed Jameson’s, thus producing a fiery ass-geyser that is reminiscent of the glory that is Yellowstone geyser...but with fire. BEHOLD THE IRISH FLAMETHROWER.
Little Keith wanted his impress his friends. Little Keith decided to show them the Irish Flamethrower.
by Moetalent November 22, 2020
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