by Cracktilian March 24, 2020
When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.
Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!
by plansant February 16, 2019
The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.
by Sir Shartsalot July 03, 2014
The pain and soreness that develops in the main finger used to swipe the screen of your iphone or smartphone. iphone, smartphone, swipeitis, swipe, Apple, Samsung, finger, overuse
I am developing some serious iphone finger, I have been on my iphone all day and my index finger is killing me.
by joecoolthefool October 18, 2016
The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.
by PickleYourNipples January 14, 2017
Where one person fingers the other with different fingers, having the other person guess which finger they are using.
Then eventually the other person using their dick, and trying to convince the other it's actually their thumb but if the other person calls their dick a thumb you call them a 'lying slut'.
Then eventually the other person using their dick, and trying to convince the other it's actually their thumb but if the other person calls their dick a thumb you call them a 'lying slut'.
You are using your dick
No I'm using my thumb
You are using your thumb
You good for nothing lying slut
You lost the finger game
No I'm using my thumb
You are using your thumb
You good for nothing lying slut
You lost the finger game
by AHHHAHHHHH May 05, 2022
Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".
by Vengeful Spirit December 09, 2011