Dill-Snow

A condom in which is filled with snow and has tiny holes at the tip. Usually tied of with a big knot for easy gripping. Also known as a "Fake-Ice-Man".

Oh my god Jared, you are such a disappointment, just pull out and make me a Dill-Snow or get the fuck out!

Dill-Snow by Uncle Funcle November 1, 2019

dingle snow

Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.

When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.

dingle snow by MTnTX November 25, 2019

Jake Snow

Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.

“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”

“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”

“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”

“Isn’t she beautiful?”

Jake Snow by SolusPrimus67 February 11, 2021

Tina Snow 

Tina Snow is Megan Thee Stallion’s first alter ego and was inspired by late Houston rapper Pimp C's alias Tony Snow.

"Young Tina Snow goin' hard on hoe, ah"

Tina Snow by PIayTimeOva March 2, 2021

Simon Snow

Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.

Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.

Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."

Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.

"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."

Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.

Simon Snow by Friendly neighborhood cat July 7, 2021

fucking fell in the snow 

Expression used to quickly explain a terrible night or situation when it truly sucked.

Dude how was your night.
Fucking fell in the snow

fucking fell in the snow by anon2248 January 16, 2011

Dirty snow plow 

A bad deal; taking something good and leaving something bad in its place as derived from the common sexual act of swallowing a load and deficating simultaneous.

I really got dirty snow plowed last Valentine’s Day, I gave Becky a diamond ring and she gave me a gift certificate to Arby’s.

Dirty snow plow by Billy S. Pear March 16, 2019