short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short rock

a rock hard (muscled) short person

happy birthday, short rock! you're such a beast!!! i love you!!!

by 1734axc March 29, 2009

Cooper Short

TV head

"Cooper short is a TV head."

by FatWhiteRipper November 21, 2021

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

Short Sprout

When someone's sprouting phase ended short causing them to be little or small.

Guy 1: Bro im going to eat you

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

Truck Short

To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)

Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.

by Fubar1 May 18, 2022

Short

Tom Surbey

Tom is super short

by Soggymoist December 30, 2022