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Retardoautist 

A name for a retard with autism. This name can also be used in situations when you just want someone to go away. For example: The special kid is asking you to get him a juice box. You say, SHUT UP RETARDOAUTIST. He will go REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY CHEETO IPAD and then just run away to break another wall. Problem solved :)
Timmy is such a retardoautist. He plays minecraft and clash royale on his Cheeto IPad! Oh no! He just spilled HI-C on his moms phone. It will be pretty hard to clean that off.
Retardoautist by Roblafo May 23, 2017

Retardistic 

When someone is so retarded you think they are autistic as well hence the word "retardistic"
Fuckin' Nigger you are so retardistic
Retardistic by 9yuhnijmkol.; May 25, 2018

Retardatory 

What's up fam wanna hang with the retardatory?
Retardatory by burntedtoasterr November 2, 2020

captain retardo

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.

Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
captain retardo by my buddies January 19, 2009

Well regarded 

Very retarded. A phrase to be used when the r word would not be acceptable. Prime for work environments or sensitive friend groups.
Guy 1: “Ryan just fucked up another one of my projects. What’s wrong with that guy?”
Guy 2: “yeah, he’s becoming a serious problem. It’s pretty clear Ryan is well regarded.”
Well regarded by Telltalehart October 14, 2023

best regards 

A nice way to end an e-mail or a letter.
best regards by AleReDnBlack September 16, 2013

retarded rooster head

A term used to describe a very flabby clitoris.
I bet that stripper has a retarded rooster head like you've never seen before!