sebastian italia

a rich ass game playing dick slap who brags about being poor. someone who constantly is disrupting the class and smoking weed. they love to do sports and bash up weaklings for girls.

wow, your such a sebastian italia

sebastian italia by Marlowe Box February 13, 2019

Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni

Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.

Edible Italians by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

The Italian Typewriter 

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

The Italian Typewriter by EBT03 May 4, 2019

The Italian Sunset 

Getting a blowjob while eating a slice of pizza

I was so hungry and horny I just needed a the italian sunset

The Italian Sunset by Jayrod3030 March 28, 2020

Gaping Italian 

When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.

Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night

Gaping Italian by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020

Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too

Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!

Ralphs Italian Ice by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021

The Italian Showbag 

When you are fucking a girl and your balls slip into the hole.

I was giving this girl the Italian showbag last night and I think I slipped a nut

The Italian Showbag by anonymous August 23, 2021