AP Human Geography

The most boring subject in school.

Dude, that AP Human Geography thot wants to know who's in my mouth. What clickbait. BEGONE THOT!!!!!!

by Korokoro Kitsune January 23, 2019

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

by Mpskyman April 24, 2023

HUMAS

see H.U.M.A.S.
see HUMA Syndrome

Vanna suffered from HUMAS for many years until eventually she could no longer see at all.

by Nco November 19, 2003

human popsicle

A faggot, usually the bitch in the relationship. The one takin it up the ass.

What Bubba turns you into once you get sent to prison.

Dave got sentenced to 10yrs of hard time. Damn he's gonna be a human popsicle for at least 8 of that.

by 8Ball June 11, 2004

human

The most inelligent species on the planet, which means that in the event that they screw up, the results are that much more catasrophic. The severely egotistical member of the primate family

Run for your lives, the humans are coming!

by wrestlingfreak October 13, 2006

humanzee

Half man, half chimp

More simian like than human like

George W Bush is a humanzee

by Shitcock Shitfuck February 20, 2009

Human See Saw

When a man is lucky enough to bring to attractive* girls home, each take a position on either the male sexual organ while the other positions herself on the face, BOTH MUST FACE EACH OTHER (this must not be confused with the Human Bobsled)

*attractive or un attractive does not determind if this is a See Saw or not.

I did the old Human See Saw last night.......my face hurts.

by See to my Saw September 11, 2009