Hard Anal Dan

A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.

Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.

by A torn and broken catomite May 10, 2005

Hard Dick Fighting

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.

While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.

by Breckul July 19, 2009

Hard Boiled Titties

1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating

2. they are excellent for titty sex

1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!

2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.

by Jajoe February 10, 2010

hard disco runt

The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.

You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat

by Vauxhall Burgundy August 16, 2006

Tonya Harding Option

A political strategy being considered by the Clinton campaign to destroy the viability of Barack Obama's political campaign. To compromise your opponent's ability to compete: see Tonya Harding

Employing the Tonya Harding Option in this campaign, is to risk political suicide.

by Guido1 March 25, 2008

Drink the hard latte

When young parents in the exurbs get together to drink something gimmicky like kombucha & tequila or hard root beer.

Want to get together and drink the hard latte after the kids go to bed?

by Alistair Jorkins May 23, 2020

Rock hard Theo

He’s always hard.

“That guy is such a rock hard Theo”

by Fuckmillylillisamazing January 20, 2020