Hard Anal Dan

A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.

Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.

by A torn and broken catomite May 10, 2005

Hard Dick Fighting

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.

While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.

by Breckul July 19, 2009

hard disco runt

The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.

You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat

by Vauxhall Burgundy August 16, 2006

Hard Boiled Titties

1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating

2. they are excellent for titty sex

1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!

2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.

by Jajoe February 10, 2010

Tonya Harding Option

A political strategy being considered by the Clinton campaign to destroy the viability of Barack Obama's political campaign. To compromise your opponent's ability to compete: see Tonya Harding

Employing the Tonya Harding Option in this campaign, is to risk political suicide.

by Guido1 March 25, 2008

hard bloke lewis

This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole

Bob-Oi ste

Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then

Bob-Yeye

by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019

Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014