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bad hair day

A bad hair day is also a day when everything is going bad. It has nothing to do with how one's hair really is, it's just that everything is going wrong. The term "bad hair day" derives from how psycho one feels because everything is going all wrong on a particular day!!
Grabs handsful of hair and tugs in indesperation, "Arrrrrgh!! I'm having such a bad hair day!!"
by Joy January 25, 2005
mugGet the bad hair daymug.

water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.
Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH
by miklus May 6, 2006
mugGet the water polo hairmug.

Spikey Blonde Hair

What lesbians have
If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez
by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012
mugGet the Spikey Blonde Hairmug.

emo hair flip

When your life sucks so much that the only thing you can do is flip your hair.

Done by having your bangs in your face, and turning your head to the side and up until your bangs are no longer obstructing your vision.
John: God! My life sucks! I have to do an emo hair flip! *flips hair*
by theshadowillusionist February 19, 2009
mugGet the emo hair flipmug.

hair straightener hickey

burns on the neck from hair straighteners that look like hickeys.
Everyone thought it was a real hickey, but it was just a hair straightener hickey.
by chicken burrito September 26, 2011
mugGet the hair straightener hickeymug.

Christopher Walken hair

Crazy unkempt, unruly hair. What makes his hair so special is that is is just so crazy an he is such a bad ass that he pulls it off.
I just got my haircut, its a little too short so now i have Christopher walken hair. But i just don't pull it off.
by slickass February 10, 2010
mugGet the Christopher Walken hairmug.

Skrillex Hair Disease

Skrillex Hair Disease (SHD) is an extremely contagious and deadly disease that is currently in the process of infecting millions of young American women. SHD is the leading cause of the Skrillex Hair Pandemic that is currently an ongoing pandemic in the world with an Index of level 5 severity.
SHD infects young girls between the ages of 10-19, and causes women to shave the sides of their heads to look like Skrillex. These girls do it because they think that by doing it, they are hot, attractive, sexy, and unique. Unfortunately for them, they cannot get it through their thick skulls that shaving the side of their head doesn't make them sexy or hot because nobody wants to date a half-bald bitch, and it doesn't make them unique because they are copying Skrillex along with millions of other brainwashed bitches who wouldn't know uniqueness if it slapped them across the face.
SHD had an R-o (reproductive rate) of 10 and is extremely dangerous. Luckily, the disease cannot infect you unless you are weak-minded and cannot think for yourself. Symptoms include narcissism, the urge to shave their heads, and the impression that they are really sexy being half-bald. If you see somebody with SHD, call 9-1-1 immediately for that individual is extremely contagious. Do not attempt to heal anybody you know with SHD.
SHD is the number one cause why the United States is the land of the free and the home of the dumb asses.
Bitch with Skrillex Hair Disease: OMFG SKRILLEX IS SOOOOOOO HOT THAT I WISH I COULD DO NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HIM IN MY BED.

Random girl: Are you okay?

Police officer: GET AWAY FROM HER! SHE'S EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS!

Random girl: Why? She's only.... *gets infected* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! HELP! IT'S GOT ME!!!!! *Shaves side of head* OMFG SKRILLEX!!! THE BEST FUCKING DUBSTEP BAND IN THE WORLD!!!

Police officer: On no! This is bad! This is bad!!!!! *runs away*
by TheArticMonkey May 11, 2013
mugGet the Skrillex Hair Diseasemug.

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