Camel Face

A Jewish/Middle Eastern girl with a long nose, eyes are close together, and a face like a camel.

Women like Amy Winehouse, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Barbara Streisand all have a camel face.

by bufordo September 6, 2007

Puppet Face

Those deep lines around the mouth that look distrubing and similiar to a puppets mouth. Usually reserved for the aging and smokers.

Would you say she is about fifty with that puppet face?

by embrey January 29, 2010

Clown Faced

When a woman wears too much makeup.

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

by SXSW May 31, 2011

Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 6, 2010

Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.

Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.

by The flying scotsman December 17, 2008

Oven Face

When you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an "unclean" smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500F and your face is in direct fire of the heat.

Shelly: I was about to blow Ted last night and before I could start I got hit with Oven Face.
Claire: Ted needs to shower more.

by Adjy October 22, 2008

Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.

Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.

by God December 8, 2004