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e-crack

Devastatingly addictive and time-sucking internet sites such as Facebook and Second Life. You think you can just try it a few times and before you know it you have to do it before breakfast, and instead of lunch. You cruise the PTA meeting for new Mob Wars victims, and find sleep no longer matters. These sites are responsible for much of the decline in American productivity. No manufacturing base left because we all have to work in offices with computers so we can check out LOLcats or youtube. Better yet, work at home to minimize the chances of the boss seeing your amazing porn sites.
Q: How's the family?
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!
by petuniafarmer January 23, 2009
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audio crack

noun
a song (or songs) that is so addictive and catchy that you have listen to it a million times before you get tired of it.
Have you heard that song All Of Your Love by Hellogoodbye? I can't get it out of my head. It's like audio crack.
by cuddle monkey December 9, 2008
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Eye Crack

Something that that is as addicting as crack to look at. So addicting that even when you really should look away, you can't.
Sam & Kent: Why were you staring at Lucy's butt in Orchestra today even though everybody could see you and told you to stop?

Sean: It was like eye crack I just couldn't stop.
by da 69er pussy tappin' pimp February 23, 2009
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booty crack fat

Being repulsively smelly and having the scent of a uncleaned cheesy butt crack
Jake: Wow Kylie smells like booty crack fat
Sharkisha: Yeah she left a trail down the hallway!
by Yugomex May 25, 2016
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FACE CRACK

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged
If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*
by Ellepellerin January 1, 2021
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YOU ON CRACK!

when someone says something that doesn't make sense or is just stupid, you say YOU ON CRACK to show how stupid they sound
"hey dude, did you know that April is fleeting?"

"........YOU ON CRACK!"
by ZXAD December 23, 2008
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Ka Ka Crack

Mexican Candy extremely high on sugar levels, This shit will have you up tweekin all night this is useful when your high and/or drunk at parties to avoid passing out

the smack of candies and the alternative of crack for mexicans because they can afford it in amounts and it gives you the rush that you get from smoking crack
Fuck man! im dying
Who wants Ka Ka Crack!! (as he enters the room)
Nah man im cool , I dont want any
Yes you do your just being stuborn
No i dont do Hardcore Drugs
Dude its just fuckin candy
by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009
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