ice-assed cold 

1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months

Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.

ice-assed cold by Margie B. October 23, 2004

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

scrotum shriveling cold by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff 

Just type of useless advice by Urban Dictionary while trying to make you buy mug. Actually means you can put everything in the mug, except of stuff that is not hot, not cold and not random.

I bought Urban Dictionary mug and they told me to use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Isn't that pretty much everything?

Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

coricidin cough & cold 

also known as triple c's
used to get high
because of this, cvs and other drugstores only let you buy them if your 18 or older.

we needa pick up some coricidin cough & cold for tonight.

coricidin cough & cold by niXit August 31, 2006

why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.

1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...

why is it so cold in here? by my name is a secret dude December 18, 2010

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold !

the cake is cold by ReceptionistJ June 28, 2006

Scottsdale Cold 

Acute scottsdalis nasopharyngitis, usually known as the Scottsdale Cold, is a highly contagious, societal infectious condition of the respiratory system, primarily caused by Methylbenzoylecgonine or as it is usually known, cocaine.

A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.

The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.

With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.

Wow, there was green, white, and liquor all over the crib last weekend. My nose is drainin and I am feelin that Scottsdale Cold comin on

Scottsdale Cold by Nik Richie January 24, 2008