Cheatanese

When your boy friend or girlfriend cheats on you and introduces there new boyfriend or girlfriend to you or apologizes for cheating

You say you I'm sorry but I don't speak cheatanese I don't want to talk :)

Cheater: Babe I'm sorry I've been cheating I slept with(insert who they cheated with)

Girlfriend or boyfriend: Whatever, I don't speak cheatanese don't try to talk to me.

by Lady justice June 18, 2023

Cheaters Never Prosper

A bullshit lie that should be deleted as misinformation

"Cheaters Never Prosper" my ass. Do you have no idea how the real world works?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023

cheasly

Cheesingly doing an achievement by doing a cheesy easy way to get it.

I.S.P. said, " I'm going to get an achievement in Hoi4 cheasly

by Plorabre June 20, 2023

Cheaterlag

The exhaustion from the sheer grief, gaslighting and relentless military police work endure from tracking your cheating spouse.

Did you see Betty Draper from Madmen last night? She looked terrible. Un-kept, exhausted and in her robe all day. She had a serious case of cheaterlag.

by Cheaterlag1 July 9, 2023

Cheated

When one is incapable of admitting that they reak.

That washed nigga OTIS got dropped, hence claiming that his opponent cheated.

by Ai URBAN DIC July 17, 2023

Cheating

You forgot fat cocks. Oh, and sorry bout your friend.

Hym "Cheating is women's fault 100% of the time. If the woman cheats it's because she interacted with a fatcock. If the MAN cheats, however, you're dating a fat cock. Why would he settle for you? You're not Salma Hayek OR Christina Ricci so what is the actual point of you? Entirely 100% Women's fault forever."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.

"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."

by Zamnboney August 9, 2023