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Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.
"Bruh, do not even bump your gumbs before 9 am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."
by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025
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Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.
"Bruh, do not eve bump your gums before 9am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."
by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025
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Coffee w/ cream

A person with light brown skin, similar to coffee with cream.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.
Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025
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Coffee 2.0

Why settle for Coffee (Caffeine 100mg to 160mg) when you can have Coffee 2.0? Adipex 75mg, Strattera, Modafinil 200mg, and Armodafinil 150mg can be bought from MyHotDrug.com and ModafinilXL.com. This is the cool definition.
Tony: Grab some Coffee 2.0 and power through your homework and classwork.
by GreenHexagon June 15, 2025
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Chaffee

When you want to catchup for a ‘coffee’ but you prefer tea (cha) and the other person prefers coffee.
Up for a chaffee?
by MetroMel June 20, 2025
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