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touched the bird 

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird
Becky walked up to John and touched the bird
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Keep the bird in its cage 

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"
Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

Build a bird 

Perfect woman. One you would make yourself.
She's a Build a Bird. Bespoke fitty.
Build a bird by Elton pammy March 6, 2017

squirt the bird 

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)
While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.
squirt the bird by RAT65 September 17, 2017

shake the bird 

To urinate (males only).
That Red Bull went right through me, I gotta shake the bird.
shake the bird by RollingBlock December 19, 2018

rotating double bird 

Starting with 2 fists palms down, extend both middle fingers and rotate both fists inward until palms are facing upward. End with a snappy, short, punching motion. Usually performed best after having slammed your bedroom door in your parents’ faces.
When Mom said I couldn’t go to Gina’s house because her perv brother wants to get in my pants, she got the rotating double bird. I’m a slut, Mom! Deal with it!