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bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).
1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008
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Bird on a Wire

A bird on a Wire is an easy shot.
by PbOfOoo February 25, 2021
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J bird

J bird is word used to describe Lance Morgan Jayo who is on of the craziest party animals on earth with a 27inch dick he refers to as his meat sleeve
by Blaster balls October 11, 2020
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cat bird

A cat bird is a person that instigates violence. Cat birds attack other birds...food issues, turf issues etc. Deep south definition. I may be killed for this, but I'm a cat bird myself..
cat bird :My family is a bunch of catbirds...and we don't put up with stupid
by CRACKER3000 May 12, 2021
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Bird Facing

An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.

Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.
Example #1

person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"

Example #2

bobbing bird

Example #3

when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.
by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012
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bird-arse

Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.

Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
by MyMom January 24, 2013
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vacant bird

Person 1: "She's such a vacant bird"
Person 2: "Thats so rude!"
by applejumbo July 16, 2016
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