Littlelester's definitions

Snooze that bitch

What you do to someone who incessantly posts things on social media that nobody wants to know, typically looking for validation and likes; exacerbated by selfies especially with filters and in a car

Did you see that bullshit Karen posted?

No, I got sick of her and had to snooze that bitch!

by Littlelester August 5, 2020

Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool

I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.

by Littlelester July 31, 2020

rotating double bird

Starting with 2 fists palms down, extend both middle fingers and rotate both fists inward until palms are facing upward. End with a snappy, short, punching motion. Usually performed best after having slammed your bedroom door in your parents’ faces.

When Mom said I couldn’t go to Gina’s house because her perv brother wants to get in my pants, she got the rotating double bird. I’m a slut, Mom! Deal with it!

by Littlelester March 27, 2019

Murder Toilet™

A shitty vehicle, preferably a 1998 F150 with over 225K miles, with flat black rims, badges, trim, etc, tinted windows, head lights, and tail lights. Plasti-dip serves as the basis for the flat coating.

We could take the Murder Toilet™ to the bar but I'll have to take the car seats out first.

by Littlelester January 6, 2014