Two-Knuckle Punch

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.

Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.

by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020

two toned lips

Lips of two completely different shades in most cases one dark than the other

I have two toned lips

by Vinne October 27, 2022

two peas in a pot

mac ur wrong lol

mac and i are two peas in a pot

by longBALLS3 March 7, 2021

two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.

Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war

by ISbit February 18, 2017

Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

by readme.rtf November 11, 2020

Two of em, yesterday

Business phrase commonly used by youtuber Dom Mazzetti
Means something has to be done with highest priority and ASAP.

Clean the toilet! Two of em, yesterday

by mightaswellbro June 30, 2020

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021