Two Cheeseburgers away

When a man or woman looks normal but because of their body shape you feel that if that person ate two cheeseburgers they would be fat.

Hey did you see laura.
Ya she looks like she's Two Cheeseburgers away

if your fat don't hate, do something about it and be dedicated to change your life. stay away from processed foods and learn how to eat properly. fat ass fat

by codemanbuff January 20, 2015

Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

UT Two Step

To use the primary fire of your ASMD Shock Rifle to explode the projectile of the secondary fire.

I was playing Unreal Tournament the other day, and I did a UT Two Step on a group of blues.

by Kiro Osex XIII August 30, 2015

The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.

I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings

by anonymousjack July 4, 2016

two time potato

A big bitch that eat potato chips.

"Omg look at that two time potato face big bitch"

by Thebasicbitch December 9, 2016

two nuts and a richard

The act of one (normally a man ) eating the others asshole and the making out until said asshole eater throws up

"Wow look at those guys doing a two nuts and a Richard"

by Weiner hands 69 December 12, 2016

Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016