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Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
by sneaky1 April 3, 2009
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phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016
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phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.
kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.
by catnamedpat June 11, 2022
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Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.
I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.
by ozzyag April 5, 2018
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phone

A piece of plastic with glass created by either a robot or fruit. it displays many things, such as wieners.
by Extreme humanoid object May 19, 2020
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