Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Taylor Momsen 

The Queen of Rock'n'Roll. Front woman of the amazing band The Pretty Reckless. Her voice is strong, unique and Rock'n'Roll all the way. A truly beautiful woman with a bright and vibrant soul. She's kind, sweet, funny, easy-going and simply the Best. One of the best things to ever happen to Rock.

Taylor Momsen is the Queen of Rock'n'Roll

Taylor Momsen by Van.lippert August 10, 2024

Taylor swift 

An ugly female pop “star” who no one likes

Taylor swift is ugly.

Taylor swift by Uraveragenpc August 19, 2024

Taylor's Version

A euphemism for the r-word ("retard(ed)" based on the r-word-laced original version "Let's Get It Started" by The Black Eyed Peas, referred to by some as "Let's Get It Started (Taylor's Version)".

Alt: Taylor's Versioned, TV'ed, Taylor'd, Taylor'd up, Taylor mode, etc. Term originating in Silver Lake, Los Angeles, 2023.

Our friend Wallace was acting a little Taylor's Versioned after eating all those mushrooms at the party.

Taylor's Version by FunEdmund September 16, 2024

Taylor Mid 

A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.

She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.

She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.

Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid

Taylor Mid by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024

Taylor Swift 

A dip shit. She only is pretty with those shitty makeup on. You guys should see her face without makeup, it is the opposite of gorgeous.

them: Taylor swift is coming to our city.
me: shut up i dont care

Taylor Swift by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

Taylor Wakey 

Someone who is an absolute GOAT and a legend. They are absolute OGs and have some of the most time on the leaderboard. Mixing tea and coffee does not taste particularly good.

Taylor Wakey the goat

Taylor Wakey by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024