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Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny
John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”
by kurxzo February 4, 2024
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band 4 band

How much money a guy has, or how many unique features a girl has.
"Me and the guys are about to go hangout with another group and go band 4 band"

"Me and my girlfriends are doing a band 4 band competition to see who's more attractive"
by Apollo fag February 7, 2024
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Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
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THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.
"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"
by SnoringBufallo66 November 21, 2023
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Band For Band

Trying to roast someone, getting disrespectful, trying to crack
“Man that’s why yo mamma a hoe”
“Man you don’t even wanna start wanna go band for band right now
by kjohns2879 December 17, 2023
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buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
by gnostic3 December 5, 2022
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