scott hawkins

Savage teacher who don't give no fucks.

Yo Scott Hawkins is a savage. He threw hands at my essay.

by _coolishbeans43 June 12, 2016

scottish plunger

When your Girlfriend gives you oral after her mouth was being used as a human poo toilet

guy 1: Dude, Me and my girl just tried the Scottish Plunger,
guy 2: Really, how did that go?
guy 1: I'm got 5 years in the slammer for rape, Totally worth it though

by Dandal202 May 23, 2016

Scott Hungry

A word used to describe someone who is so hungry they have an excessive amount of food.

Person 1: Wow you got 3 cheeseburgers, fries and chicken!

Person 2: Yeah I'm Scott hungry.

by FUERZA January 12, 2017

Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"

Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!

by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017

Scotting

Sitting in the back office all day shuffling paper all day. Pretending he's working hard and on important business.

I'll be in the office scotting around today!

by T.P.G March 30, 2017

scott arnold

a sexual move in which you and your partner lay supine in a dense forest. after gathering an assortment of twigs, leaves, and insects, begin spreading your partner's hole, whether it be in the butt or the puss. shove your cocktail of forest debris in there and stir it up nice and good

trick nigga 1: yo did you hit that blonde up last night?
trick nigga 2 (OG tho): yea i gave that ho a scott arnold
trick nigga 1: niiiiiiceeee

by dan dan g April 10, 2017

Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.

''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''

by idgafosoae April 12, 2017