St mark the evangelist

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”

by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019

St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.

Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.

by Purple nurble February 12, 2022

St Do

Strategically Timed Dick Offering

Jefferson: Hey man, Alex dumped Stevie last week and she's looking for the a rebound,
Luke: Ah, sounds like she is looking for a visit from St Do.

by lukerstrong77 December 13, 2017

Sts

Stop this shit.

When someone is making a mess, or lying, or acting too crazy.

Girl: I saw you with that other girl! You are cheating on me!

Boy: What?! No! Sts, you know I only love you.

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Friend 1: YAS WE'LL GO TO VEGAS MEET CHICKS AND HAVE A BLAST WOO!!

Friend 2: *facepalms* sts, we aren't going anywhere.

by IKnowEverything48 December 30, 2015

St Stephens School

A shit school for shit people.

Friend 1: wait you go to St Stephens School?
Friend 2: yea..
Friend 1: Wow! no wonder you're adopted

by ellcastillleng May 31, 2023

St

St stands for Shitty Tip is like when a girl shits on your penis and leaves it stained and dripping with shit.

Yoo this girl came me some St last night

by TortaCracker June 22, 2025

St. John Paul II High School

Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.

I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.

by Bobberdummy September 8, 2021