Pink Sock Puppet

1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.

2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)

Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.

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1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."

2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."

by Emily Adams June 24, 2020

Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina

1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off

by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020

sharpies in my socks

confused

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.

by samsonuwan May 11, 2021

Hillbilly cum sock

When Heather Bothell gets filled by another man's cum it's running down her leg

Heather Bothell was plowed by another man and he used her like a hillbilly cum sock

by Heather Bothell August 7, 2022

Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

by Beau From The Vans Store February 10, 2023

low sock perk

Something only certified ballers know about. Iykyk 😈

Yo homie Ima score like 15 this weekend, I’m rocking low sock perk.

by The elusive MP August 26, 2022

frozen butter in a sock

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please

Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)

by Fuck idk what to put here November 20, 2019