St. Virts

Patron Saint of the inept. The epitome of patience and apathy. Circa 1275 - Wertzburg, Germany.

"St. Virts:Hairest of the saints"
"St. Virts: Giver of safey helmets and harnasses"
"St. Virts of the guffaw"

by Jennifer Virts March 4, 2008

STS

Secretly talking shit

I’m sts about her so she doesn’t find out.

He’s always in a bad mood because people sts him.

by Commadot comma September 24, 2023

St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket

Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!

by Crazy fish May 5, 2014

St. Suturb

St. Suturb, The 3rd technical god to sod, A sod assistant who has the powers of a god

Holy shit is that St. Suturb with Sadim and Paginas

by Peginis October 5, 2022

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

St Machar

St Machar is the best school in Aberdeen

All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,

Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE fights every single week.
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.

Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.

I go to St Machar Academy

by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021

St. paul’s college

St. paul’s college is located at 183 Richmond Rd, Ponsonby, Auckland, NZ . it is filled with the smartest, fittest, and hottest boys inNZ. their schools motto is “confortare esto vir” which means, take courage, be a man. this school has great brotherhood since the school is pretty small in size but don’t underestimate them because they are hearty and tough, especially their bald teacher mr.Sharma . St. paul’s college also excels academically and in sports. in conclusion smd 183 siana

aggs girl 1: What school do you reckon has the hottest bekis
aggs girl 2: St. paul’s college ofc

by 06hunnid October 19, 2021