Definitions by KngRob5oh

ColdPlayed 

/‘Kould,pleid - verb
1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, usually in a public place, especially during a major event.

2. To be seen at the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong person.

Bro thought he was safe mixed into a crowd of 45,000. He totally got ColdPlayed.

ColdPlayed by KngRob5oh July 20, 2025

St. Louis Door Knocker 

Giving somebody a punch to the back door (asshole) while they’re climbing stairs just a few steps higher than you.

Jamie was moving too slowly up the stairs ahead of me so I gave her a good St. louis Door Knocker!

St. Louis Door Knocker by KngRob5oh December 20, 2024

Dixieland Delight 

GIVING a reach-around to your sister/cousin. Any incestuous encounter involving mounting from behind with a reach-around.

Last night I finally scored with my cousin Trina. She was super nervous until I gave her the good ol’ Dixieland Delight to calm her nerves. I think this is going to be a regular thing.

Dixieland Delight by KngRob5oh February 11, 2022

JimmyJamz Ass Rape 

Receiving a post dated check only to wait until the deposit date to discover insufficient funds.

I got two checks from the event last weekend and tried to cash them today but they bounced. I totally got JimmyJamz ass raped!

JimmyJamz Ass Rape by KngRob5oh May 26, 2021

Droppin’ piggies 

The act of releasing multiple bursts of audible flatulence with the purpose of drawing attention to ones self.

Verb- Miles just took the elevator down from the 56th floor droppin’ piggies every time the door closed.

Droppin’ piggies by KngRob5oh April 18, 2018