Shaftner

The act of a female (or male) taking a hit of crystal meth through their nose while performing fellatio on a man and blowing the smoke out all while never taking their mouth off of the penis.

I was blowing clouds with my old lady and she gave me a shaftner. It was badass.

by SlimShardy January 20, 2025

Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.

Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!

by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025

shaft scraper

a mustache with an abundance of hair that completely covers the upper lip and teeth at all times

dude, that was awesome! I came so hard and your shaft scraper cleaned off my dick without a trace

by allahalan February 3, 2026

Shafting

Shafting is a synonym for pegging, when a shaft is stuck a hole in the lower half of the body.

Yo, me and jeff were shafting last night, my butt is still sore and a little achy.

by skidibi rizzler March 3, 2025

shaftbouncing

meatriding to the extreme.
shaftbouncers are the most elite breed of meatriders who fear nothing more than showers and job applications.

guy 1: kyle said he loved that new game, but the game is total garbage!
guy 2: hes shaftbouncing the dev like his life depends on it.

“if billy wants us to stop calling him a teachers pet, he needs to stop shaftbouncing mr. smith”

by multiple rats in disguise April 18, 2025

Shifam

Noun or Adjective - dumbass conservative; Chud

He supports Trump, so he’s a shifam

by Kill Fascists May 7, 2025

shifa

shifa is a perfect gorgeous girl who can do nothing wrong except eat egregious amounts of salt with everything. salt with apples. salt with peaches. salt with pomegranate, watermelon, tomato. if she falls in love with you, she will salt your lips. she will salt your corpse and salt your blood and salt the ground in which you are buried. learn to cook before she does it for you.

i love shifa so much bro i looked at her and i turned into a pillar of salt (genesis 19:26)

by actinidia October 15, 2025