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shifa

shifa is a perfect gorgeous girl who can do nothing wrong except eat egregious amounts of salt with everything. salt with apples. salt with peaches. salt with pomegranate, watermelon, tomato. if she falls in love with you, she will salt your lips. she will salt your corpse and salt your blood and salt the ground in which you are buried. learn to cook before she does it for you.

i love shifa so much bro i looked at her and i turned into a pillar of salt (genesis 19:26)

by actinidia October 15, 2025