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Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
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self-similarity

Phenology that proffers that there is no design that is not duality.

Self-similarity intimates design from duality by advancing aesthetic attributes as a metaphenomenon of the duality between asymmetry and self-symmetry (limina).

Form is advanced as a convergence (emergence) of which design is quality (qualium).
Self-similarity intricates (intimates) self-symmetry.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 2, 2018
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Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.
Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.
by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016
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Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.
“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”
by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018
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self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage
"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.
by montypythonllama August 7, 2017
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Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.
by TripleFcups September 5, 2025
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