Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.

Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.

by JT2025 December 27, 2024

Chicago Surprise

The act of leaving ass pennies around town for unsuspecting pedestrians to find.

I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.

by DOTCOM May 9, 2017

Lil Smokey surprise

Principles kid flashed you after shutting his ass out in the urinal

Last night I heard some guy get a lil Smokey surprise. Bro was goin off the deep end I guess

by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024

Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transwoman or femboy at the same time.

I gave my girlfriend the Mreasydeck surprise and she loved it.

by Samguy August 21, 2024

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023

phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

by anonymous October 18, 2022