crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008

a choke to your neck

a person who always messes in your daily affairs, i.e someone who always bothers you.

"I'm always tired of Jim messing me by bothering me at school!"
"I agree, he's just a choke to your neck!"

by socker456 May 4, 2023

Stretch Neck

A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.

"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"

by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021

Neck-Bliss

Neck Bliss:End of the lumps when you crinkle the back of your neck

You get no respect-bliss, so I'm coming for your Neck-Bliss

by XxBig_TastyxX November 12, 2017

Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax

Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂

by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

Neck

Neck (v.) To insult or roast another person.
Neck (n.) an insulting comment

He just necked the shit out of him.
I've been getting mad neck on this haircut all day, its the last time i'll ever go to that barber.
That guy roasts so well! He's got necks on deck

by necks-on-deck December 26, 2015