January 21st

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

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january 18

this day all of you have to tell me happy birthday :))

me: hey, its january 18th, its my birthday

by skeremododiablowachin October 26, 2019

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A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.

Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?

Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.

by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018

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