Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.
"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
by theprotomen February 18, 2017
January a beautiful, sweet and loving soul. Always there for her friends you can always count on her.
The perfect girlfriend material
The perfect girlfriend material
by Laurence97 November 23, 2021
A person that name starts with an A and they aere the best boyfriend they are very tall they are handsome caring and fine asf
by Wooooooooooooooo😑😑 November 23, 2021
A petite, little ball of fire, who actually has a brain inside that noggin of hers. Witty and smart. Loves music. Loves to be adventurous and loves to rock hunt. Loves sex and has a really tight (you know) you'll find her staring at the stars or hunting down the Aurora Borealis.
by Raging Rhino January 22, 2025
The month where the smart, bright , amazing, outstanding people are born. If you are born in January people like you as a friend. Or some people may like you more than just a friend. January is when you can be free because its a new year!
by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020
He jacked off all of January
by Raphael Aguilar January 12, 2021
January is caring and charismatic. It’s truly a pleasure to be able to talk to them, as they are one of the most impactful people you’ll ever meet. Don’t be fooled though, they’ll be quick to tell you off if you’ve done them wrong, they’re caring and they don’t take crap from other people. January is known for their creativity, outgoingness, and wonderful sense of fashion. So to any January that’s in your life, always cherish them.
by Ghost_boy_00 November 22, 2021