January 6th journalists 

I'm technically one of those...

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"

January 6th journalists by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

January 15th 

On January 15th, every Duolingo user has to get as much exp as possible.

if you dont have duolingo, January 15th is the perfect day to bully all your tall friends. like nobody cares if you can touch the top of the door frame jeremy 🙄.

dan: its January 15th bro...

tall kid: please tell me you have duolingo.

January 15th by milfeatroutr69 December 27, 2023

January 4

It’s time you hold your bf/gf’s hands day!

boy: *holds hand*

girl: what are you doing?

boy: it’s january 4

girl: oh yeah *holds hand back*

January 4 by i love drizzy drake January 1, 2024

January 3rd 

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

January 3rd by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024

January 3rd 

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

January 3rd by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024

January 30 

National blade day

“Hey what are you gonna do on january 30?”
“Oh you mean the national blade day?”

January 30 by Cavern January 2, 2024

January 10th 

January 10th is the day that we torture short people so if you’re tall and you have a friends that is short, send this to them lol.

January 10th, the day we torture short people

January 10th by Yourlittlecutiepieeeee January 2, 2024