Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021

Crocodile Fingers

When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.

Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.

by katiosfingers July 8, 2021

wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

finger swimming

A female masturbation where she uses her fingers.

She was finger swimming in front of a mirror.

by kisska September 17, 2012

finger cousin

The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.

Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.

by mikedyl November 9, 2012

Finger Barrels

Fingering; surfing slang originating from the term 'barrel' (the tube-like part of a wave).

"What'd you do with Tara last night?"
"Heaps of finger barrels, I was frothing ay."

by Tilllllllllly August 24, 2012

Freshman Fingers

Something that happens to first year players in the NFL where a rookie will be thrown a pass a veteran receiver would catch easily but the rookie doesn't catch it.

Man, Torrey Smith is so good

No dude he has freshman fingers, he misses so many passes

by nweinberg February 10, 2012