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Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
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Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw
Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad
by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024
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Crunch

slang for one;s head
mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!
by anonymous January 17, 2025
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Crunchiliciously Crunchy

Pleasantly hard or crisp, and they make a satisfying, audible crunch when you eat them.
Kelloggs cornflake is Crunchiliciously crunchy
by winni1718 March 14, 2025
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Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.
She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.
by BigSDub May 2, 2025
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Crunchma

can i try your crunchma?

What the crunchma brochacho?
by boytoy432 June 11, 2025
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