Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Delco Crabmeat

The inside dough of a soft pretzel without the outer “shell”

This soft pretzel is burnt, I’ll have to just eat the Delco crabmeat.

by Gearball August 17, 2023

shelliot crabwards

Shelliot Crabwards is a niche internet microcelebrity who just loves eating crustaceans. When he walks around, he has to be very careful that his nose doesn't hit the wall. every time Shelliot sneezes, it measures on the richter scale. He's the richest man you know, but is always somehow asking for money.

I think shelliot crabwards is Jewish!
His feet smell so nice.

by jonathon marathot October 9, 2023

Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.

I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.

by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024

Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.

"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.

by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024