by Biggestfish69er April 14, 2024
Get the Imus court street cleaner mug.When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024
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A mock Chinese court in which the principles of law and justice are disregarded or perverted to suit the will and political narrative of the CCP. A court marked by irresponsible, unauthorized, or irregular status or procedures, with judgment or punishment given outside of legal procedure decided directly by the political policies of the CCP.
by M72 June 1, 2024
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Get the Three Course Meal mug.A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
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Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.
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Person 2: Yes.
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