clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society

Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.

by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022

Cloaked

Hoeing someone’s life, existence or personality. Additionally fucking up someone’s products and poisoning there food.

Bethlane products was cloaked when she stepped out for a night on the town.

by Noapplication July 11, 2022

clocked

In Australia, the term "clocked" refers to being punched extremely hard in the face.

Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED

Dont go near terqauvion, you will be clocked

by I<3Chickens July 26, 2022

clocksoda

absolutely terrifying beast, a devious creature.

"CLOCKSODA JUMPSCARE!!!"

by pansearball72 July 30, 2022

Clockified

long for clocky

Dude, Morgan is so clockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at cEDH.

by RadarBellNotion August 6, 2022

Clock

Clown cock.

"I honked his balls and suddenly his clock stood up"

by bigclocker September 1, 2022

Clockey

Someone who always worries about the time, especially when something has to be done at a certain time…not a minute early or late.

My routine schedule has affected me so much, I can come off as a bit clockey to others.

by CommaRealichi September 1, 2022