Fapricated Cloth

A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.

Satish used to wipe his cum after masturbation with his favourite fapricated cloth.

by KayG June 13, 2020

Chewing Cloth

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.

Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.

by John Rook July 17, 2020

century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.

John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*

by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020

Snot-Clot

Wads of Tissue Paper Packed Inside the Nostrils to Clot a Runny Nose.

I need tissue paper to make a “Snot-Clot” for my runny nose.

by Elliot.T.Kings December 20, 2020

new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together

“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
“oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now”

by NOTzoerjane January 27, 2021

dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

No Clother

When you’re taking a shit and it gets so bad you have to go commando.

Bro I took the nastiest no clother last night. Really? Yeah my ass was on fire

by GoogleSlide September 23, 2021