Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.

Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.

by Bearded man September 15, 2018

Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018

bead

see thot, hoe, piece, biddy

"that girl was so drunk and stupid last night"
"yeah man, what a bead"

by Officer.falcon January 11, 2019

beardbag

teabagging someone with your beard instead of your nuts.

That manly lumberjack over there probably beardbags his girlfriend all the time!

by Vlad Diesel February 11, 2019

BeardedCharmer

A BeardedCharmer is a man with substantial facial hair that can magically make the panties drop.

Hey look at Jenkins what a BeardedCharmer.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

BeardedToaster

Some fucking Tigger Nigger that molests 9 year olds for a hobby

call the cops I see beardedtoaster

by bigtrittianimations February 20, 2019

Beady

When something taste amazing and is delicious and nutritious

Damn, that plate of cheese fries look beady as fuck bruh!

Ayo bitch! get yo beady ass over here and let me tap on that ass!

by Cunt in the Corner February 24, 2019