East Asshole 

A faraway place; the other side of the world

Damn, nigga, you live way out in East Asshole.

East Asshole by Marcel Leroux August 17, 2004

Sour Asshole 

when a guy is giving a girl a rim job and she farts in his mouth so he throws up on her ass causing the rectum to flood with vomet

"I would lick your asshole, but you ate too many spicy burritos for dinner and the last time you pulled a sour asshole you fucked my sheets bitch"

Sour Asshole by Captain Queef June 7, 2009

Canadian Asshole

The guy from Canada who is an asshole but is also nice at the same time.

"You should die in a hole, but you're still cool."
"Thanks, you Canadian Asshole."
"You're welcome, Jim."

Canadian Asshole by Exo Epic September 27, 2014

Kofi Asshole

This guy is about as much a friend of the American people as Osama Bin Laden.

The UN should be evicted from the U.S. immediately and the UN building should be demolished immediately thereafter.

Kofi Asshole by Go straight to hell you fascists. September 21, 2004

National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day

Everyday

Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"

National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day by Greg Philipeno August 2, 2011

Cleveland Asshole Deep-Throat

After performing the pink sock upon a submissive partner (otherwise you may be required to donkey punch her to produce the effect) you immediately drop to your knees and deep throat the dangling mass of inverted rectum.

While fucking the loose asshole of a whore I picked up, a pink sock resulted. She forced me to deep-throat clean it and put it back in.

This my curious friend is the Cleveland asshole deep-throat.

Cleveland Asshole Deep-Throat by Encablossa June 27, 2008

smashed asshole 

pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable

Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?

smashed asshole by Jake-A-Jew August 18, 2006