from my cold, dead heart

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.

Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021

Foshitzel my nizzel

A way of telling an African American that he is the shiznit

Bitch, crackhead gay.
You da shit shiznit
Foshitzel my nizzel

by benyjaykay April 1, 2021

Be my personal convenience store

British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.

Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!

by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021

oh my ness

a short way of saying oh my goodness and used when you choose not to say omg

john: i almost died yesterday!

tom: oh my ness

by Milo2010 April 3, 2021

Pull my arm

Sarcastic phrase said when one is told to do something they want to do.

“Fine, pull my arm - I’ll take a vacation.”

by 123HPA April 3, 2021

My monkey

the best person in the whole entire universe.. This person gives you butterflies with every word they say, you love them with your whole entire heart and would do anything for them...

I love my monkey..

by BITCHASSYE April 3, 2021

my love

the only way I can describe love is them

good night my love

by bwbsbsssjaj April 4, 2021