by jborg_arts March 01, 2020
Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 12, 2023
by Nick smith post January 22, 2021
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road
by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021
verb/phrase
1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.
2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.
3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.
2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.
3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
by show-er_not_a_grower August 20, 2024
A Zing, also known as "love at first sight", is a special feeling and status described in the Hotel Transylvania universe. It only happens when one person meets his or her soulmate with whom they will spend eternity. In Martha's letter to Mavis Dracula, it is mentioned that you only Zing once in your life.
by ezgibckr November 20, 2021
Goku…boy oh boy where do I even begin…. 🤤He’s just so…soooooo HOT! I NEED HIM, PLEEAAAASE! Chi-Chi is so goddamn lucky to have him as a husband, I would’ve been at him in bed all day every night, I NEEEEEED ITTTT
Person 1: My glorious king Goku solos all of fiction…he’s so….just so….ugh~ I NEEED HIM!!!
Person 2: What the fuck
Person 2: What the fuck
by GokusDarDar February 14, 2024