derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Dick: on

Dick in the 'on' position. Very interested

She told me her boyfriend is good in bed, I replied "dick: on!"

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

Sandy dick

Some weird ass thing Raya said to me on Feb 21st . You're weird dude.

The dude got a Sandy dick

by Eneses February 21, 2019

Big dick

Basically a big cock

Jimmy: I have a Big dick
Carl:cool

by I ate your parents August 21, 2021

vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick

Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

by Hmchgfynb June 16, 2016

Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016