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I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself
“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.
by 🫥me she March 26, 2022
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dj my pussy

Jenny : I dj my pussy to Alex's voice last night!
Anna : Damnnnnn!
by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot March 27, 2022
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My wife

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god
by krystinut March 27, 2022
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Oh my gurl

When you have a rough time doing something and it involves girls.
You&Me: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Me:*Loses* Oh my gurl.
by CYCY_23_NCT March 27, 2022
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My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022
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Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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please god end my suffering

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering
by super chad March 29, 2022
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